I came across this small program code which describes almost perfectly the programming code of Female as it is or as it should be in some cases. It brings an interesting insight & is really fun to go through. The CODE WRITER must be a humorous coder to have come up with this.
Struct female_professionals
{double styles;
Short skirts;
Long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind;
Void knowledge;
Char non_co-operative; }
Struct married_females
{double weight;
Short tempered;
Long gossip;
Float hopes;
Void word;
Char unstable;}
Struct engaged_females
{double time_on_phone;
Short attention_on_ work;
Long boast;
Float on_cloud_nine;
Void understanding;
Char edgy;}
Struct newly_married_ females
{double dinner_invitation;
Short time_at_work;
Long lunch_break;
Void bank_balance;
Char hen_pecked;}
Struct husband_wife_ professionals
{double income;
Short tempered;
Long time_no_see_ each_other;
Void love_life;
Char money_making; }
Struct beautiful_city_ girl
{double boyfriends;
Short affairs;
Long stories;
Void grey matter;
Char flirt;}
Struct old_lady
{double chin;
Short memory;
Long sighs ;
Void attention_from_ men;
Char chatterbox;}
I have no intentions of hurting any feelings but this just for Fun reading, however I apologise if anyone is hurt by this. It would be absolutely brilliant if someone could come up with something similar for the MALE. (The images shared are found doing a simple Google search & are linked to their original sources).
Regards,
Pratik Deo
Pratik Deo 